German title: Blitzschlag
translation: Lightning Strike
French title: Coup De Foudre
translation: Lightning Stroke
Italian title: Fulmini
US Airdate: October 6, 1995
writer: Howard Gordon
director: Kim Manners
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DPO 3x03
Mulder: Did you see what he did to my phone? Scully: So what? Are we supposed to charge
him with assaulting a cellular phone?
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SCENE 1
(Night outside an almost deserted video game parlor in a strip mall. Camera goes from
car to inside the parlor where a guy, JACK HAMMOND, about 20, is playing a Mortal Combat
type game. VIRTUA FIGHTER 2. DARREN PETER OSWOLD, a shy nerdy looking teenager, approaches
him, hesitantly.)
DARREN: Hey, I, uh . I was playing that.
(JACK gives no response.)
DARREN: Ah, I just went to go take a whiz and now Im back.
(YOU LOSE appears on the video screen.)
FEMALE GAME VOICE: Even good guys blow it!
JACK: Damn! (slaps machine, then turns to DARREN) You got a problem?
DARREN: Uh, uh . this was my game. I was playing here.
JACK: Were you, pinhead? Now youre not.
DARREN: Oh (chuckles) Maybe you didnt hear me right. I, uh I said
it was my game.
(ZERO, the teenage counter guy at the parlor comes over to them.)
ZERO: (to JACK) Its his game. Man, Id step aside if I were you.
JACK: All right. You guys want to play a game. Well play a game. (grabs DARREN by
the collar) Well play a game. I go first.
(JACK pushes DARREN down. All power in the building suddenly goes out.)
ZERO: Oh, man. You shouldnt have done that.
JACK: Why. Whats he gonna do?
(Jukebox starts up on its own playing "Ring the Bells," by James - slow
pretty song. ZERO is apprehensive. JACK looks freaked out. DARREN just stands, adjusts his
hat and stares at JACK.)
DARREN: So, is it my turn now?
JACK: (nervous, but trying not to show it) Im not wasting my time.
(JACK runs out to his car with AB pizza sign on it. He turns on the radio. It is
playing the same song, "Ring the Bells." He cant turn it off or change the
station. DARREN watches from inside the parlor. JACK tries to drive away, but car skids
and stops. AB Pizza sign bursts into flame, then JACK begins shaking as if electricity is
pouring through him. He is flailing so hard he knocks a window out. Finally, he falls to
the side, dead, smoke pouring out of his mouth. Inside, ZERO smiles and holds up a quarter
for DARREN.)
DARREN: (inside, starting the video game) Feel a new record coming on, man.
(ZERO watches silently, not upset.)
Opening Credits Mulder Whooo. Scully rocks.
SCENE 2
LOUIS P. WHARTON COUNTY BUILDING CONNERVILLE, OKLAHOMA
(SCULLY is doing an autopsy on JACK. MULDER and STAN THE CORONER observe.)
SCULLY: Both eardrums are ruptured. Cataracts over both eyes. Probably heat-induced.
MULDER: Probably? (holding up plastic wrapped black heart) It looks like his heart was
cooked right in his chest.
STAN THE CORONER: I have to admit, I have never seen that kind of localized tissue
damage.
SCULLY: Well, there is extensive charring along the sternum with concomitant rib
fractures consistent with electrocution or exposure to high voltage direct current. But I
see no point of contact.
STAN THE CORONER: Best I could figure the lightning struck the car and killed the kid
on contact.
(SHERIFF TELLER stands quietly in the doorway.)
SCULLY: Did you find contact wounds on any of the other five victims?
STAN THE CORONER: Id have to look at my notes. I mean its pretty clear to
me what killed these kids.
MULDER: Lightning.
STAN THE CORONER: Well, yeah.
SCULLY: Are you aware that something like 60 people die from lightning strikes across
the country each year and five of those happened right here in Connerville?
STAN THE CORONER: I know its statistically improbable, but
(SHERIFF TELLER enters the examination room on the defensive.)
SHERIFF TELLER: There were only four deaths. Its okay, Stan. You dont have
to defend your work. (pats him on the back) Give us a minute, would you, please?
STAN THE CORONER: (glad for an excuse to leave) Yeah, sure, Ill be in my office.
(he leaves)
SHERIFF TELLER: (to MULDER and SCULLY) My name is Teller. Im with the Johnston
County Sheriffs office. I heard there was an FBI investigation.
SCULLY: Yes, Im Agent Scully.
SHERIFF TELLER: I know who you are. I just wonder what the hell youre doing here.
(MULDER and SCULLY look at each other. MULDER shrugs and steps aside leaving SCULLY to
do all the talking while he wanders around the examination room.)
SCULLY: (not thrilled to be talking to this hostile Sheriff) These deaths match other
cases of multiple fatalities attributed to lightning with the same inconclusive forensic
evidence.
SHERIFF TELLER: Do you know anything about lightening, Agent Scully?
SCULLY: Yes, I know a little.
SHERIFF TELLER: (condescending) Did you know lightning kills several people at home in
the shower or on the phone? That people have seen it dancing on the ground like balls?
Scientists will tell you, push come to shove that they really dont know what makes
lightning work at all.
SCULLY: No, I didnt know that.
SHERIFF TELLER: Well, I know that because I have breakfast with those scientists every
morning down at the local diner.
SCULLY: I dont understand.
SHERIFF TELLER: (nasty) Thats as clear as glass. Do you know what we manufacture
in Connerville? What one of our little local commodities is? We make lightning. (MULDER
looks up) Down at the Astadourian Lightning Observatory out on Route 4. 100 ionized rods
pointing up into the sky designed to stimulate lightning.
SCULLY: I didnt know that either.
SHERIFF TELLER: Thats because you didnt do your homework, did you. (MULDER
comes closer to them) You came here to do work thats already been done.
SCULLY: With all due respect, sir, these autopsies dont quite add up.
SHERIFF TELLER: Based on what?
SCULLY: Based on my opinion as a medical doctor.
SHERIFF TELLER: (smiles) Then based on your medical opinion, if you had to give one,
what do you think this boy died of?
(SCULLY looks to MULDER. He nods imperceptibly, then backs away again.)
SCULLY: Well, since there is no other explanation right now, Id have to concur
with the coroner that lightning is the most probable cause of death.
SHERIFF TELLER: And I wont have you or anyone else suggesting otherwise to this
boys family.
(SHERIFF TELLER exits.)
SCULLY: (to MULDER, accusingly) Feel free to jump in anytime.
MULDER: (smiles) Why? You were doing just fine.
SCULLY: (sighs) Do you have a theory on whats going on here?
MULDER: I just dont think its lightning.
(He goes into the hall, she follows.)
SCULLY: Mulder, wait. What are you expecting to find here?
MULDER: I dont know yet.
SCULLY: (trying to keep up) Could you stop for a second, please? (MULDER stops and
faces her) Look, after everything that weve just been through, after all that
weve just seen, I hope youre not thinking this has anything to do with
government conspiracies or UFOs.
MULDER: (smiling again) None of the evidence so far indicates either of those
possibilities.
SCULLY: Well, what are you looking for? I mean, just because a forensic profile
isnt cut and dried doesnt mean its not true.
MULDER: So Tellers explanation works for you?
SCULLY: The only possible scientific conclusion is that Jack Hammond was killed by
lightning.
MULDER: Well, then this local lightening is a lot more predictable than Teller
realizes. It seems to have a definite preference for the type of person it strikes.
SCULLY: What are you talking about?
MULDER: Well, look at the files, look at all the other victims, theyre all male
age 17 to 21, just like Jack Hammond. At least lets go see where Jack Hammond was
killed. Maybe well find something we both can agree on.
SCENE 3
(Day. Outside the video game parlor. SCULLY looks at JACKs burned car, MULDER at
skid marks on the ground nearby.)
SCULLY: Police found Hammond in his car at 17 minutes past midnight. The entire
electrical system was shorted out. All the circuitry and wiring had melted.
MULDER: Looks like he was trying to get away in a big hurry.
SCULLY: Get away from what?
MULDER: What time was Jack Hammonds last pizza delivery?
SCULLY: (checks notes) Sometime between 11:00 and 11:30. Why?
MULDER: All these stores would have been closed by 11:00 except maybe this one.
(They go into the game parlor. Sound of Sonic the Hedgehog. MULDER and SCULLY go to
talk to ZERO. ZERO is counting and rolling quarters)
ZERO: 7 8 .9
SCULLY: Excuse me.
ZERO: Oh uh 10 11 .
(MULDER gives SCULLY a little smile and goes off to look at the games leaving SCULLY to
interview by herself.)
SCULLY: Whats your name?
ZERO: Uh, Zero.
SCULLY: Zero, do you mind if we talk for a minute?
ZERO: What for?
SCULLY: Im with the FBI.
ZERO: (trying to stay cool) All right.
SCULLY: Were you working here last night?
ZERO: Sure. Every night.
SCULLY: Do you recognize this person? (holds up picture of JACK HAMMOND)
ZERO: (quickly) Nah, never seen him.
SCULLY: Why dont you take a closer look. He was here between 11:00 and 11:30. He
was killed in the parking lot. That was his car. So, if you were standing here at this
counter you must have seen it happen.
ZERO: (fake revelation) Oh, that was him.
(SCULLY gives ZERO an "Im on to you" look. MULDER, going through games,
looks at machine DARREN and the JACK played on last night. High scores list is full of
DPO.)
ZERO: Last I saw, dude fed a bunch of quarters into this one. (leads SCULLY to the game
machine where MULDER is standing) Then the ambulance shows up.
SCULLY: Before the ambulance showed up did you notice anything unusual outside?
ZERO: Its hard to tell. The place gets pretty loud and all. Kind of hard to hear
much of anything.
SCULLY: Did you notice anyone else around who might have seen something?
ZERO: (playing dumb) I cant .. uh I dont really remember.
MULDER: Look, Scully, take a look at this.
SCULLY: What?
MULDER: What were the names of the other victims?
SCULLY: (looking at her notes) Uh Corey Huffard, Darren Oswald, Burke Roberts and
Billy ---
MULDER: (interrupting) Darren Oswald. Whats his middle name?
SCULLY: Darren Peter. Why?
MULDER: (indicating highscores) DPO. Darren Peter Oswald. Of the five victims
wasnt he the only one to survive?
SCULLY: Yes.
MULDER: Well, he was here last night.
SCENE 4
(Kiveats Garage. POV is from under a car. The song, "Hey Man, Nice
Shot" by Filter is heard as womans legs approach. They belong to SHARON KIVEAT,
attractive, late twenties. DARREN is watching from a rolling work bed under a car.)
DARREN: (rolling out from under car, getting view up her skirt) Hey, Mrs. Kiveat.
SHARON: (startled) God, Darren, you scared me.
DARREN: What?
SHARON: Wheres Frank?
DARREN: Oh, hes out on a tow. Is there anything I can help you with?
SHARON: No. No, were supposed to go to dinner.
DARREN: Are you hungry? I can get you something to eat. You want something? I got jelly
doughnuts.
SHARON: No. Thank you.
DARREN: Are you sure? Theyre from yesterday, but theyre still good. I had
one. (she is very uncomfortable around him) Hey. Mrs. Kiveat? Uh about those things
that I said yesterday, I
(FRANK KIVEAT, SHARONs husband and DARRENs boss drives up in tow truck.
Early thirties, nice looking.)
KIVEAT: Sorry Im late, hon. I had to tow that poor pizza delivery kids car.
Nice to see you. (kisses her hello) Oh, hey Darren. I got a call on the radio. Some people
are coming to see you. They say theyre with the FBI.
(DARREN looks casual watching SHARON and KIVEAT leave.)
SCENE 5
(Garage, later. MULDER and SCULLY interviewing DARREN. They show him the picture of
JACK HAMMOND.)
DARREN: This is the dude that died, right? Its pretty harsh, man. So howd
it happen?
MULDER: They say he was struck by lightning.
DARREN: (chuckling) Yeah, that happens.
MULDER: Right outside the video arcade. Not a cloud in the sky from what we can tell.
You were there last night, werent you? Broke your own record too.
DARREN: (modest) Yeah.
MULDER: You must have seen something.
DARREN: Oh, no, man, when Im into my game, man, Im there, you know?
Its like a nuclear explosion could go off, right, and I wouldnt even notice.
MULDER: Can I ask you a personal question?
DARREN: Yeah.
MULDER: Do you consider yourself a lucky person?
DARREN: Me?
MULDER: Yeah.
DARREN: I dont think so.
MULDER: Im just thinking about all the people that got hit by lightning,
youre the only one to survive. Dont you think youre lucky?
DARREN: Yeah, I guess if you look at it like that you could be right. I could be
considered lucky.
(SCULLY notices smoke coming from MULDERs breast pocket.)
SCULLY: Mulder.
MULDER: Yeah?
SCULLY: Whats in your pocket?
(MULDER quickly pulls his smoking cell phone out of his pocket.)
SCULLY: What happened?
MULDER: I dont know. (drops it as it burns his fingers) It just got hot all of a
sudden.
DARREN: (not surprised) Bummer. Im going to go now.
MULDER: (sarcastically, nursing his hand) Thanks for your help.
DARREN: Yep. Ill see you. (he leaves)
(MULDER and SCULLY look down at the cell phone, then at each other.)
SCENE 6
(Night. OSWOLD house. DARRENs mother, MRS OSWALD is watching TV. DARREN enters
and watches her from the doorway.)
TV TALK SHOW: And, um, and I've always been, ever since I was a teenager I've been into
piercing and sadomasochism and, um, rebellion, extremism. That's something I think that's
skipped over.
(Channel suddenly changes to a rock music video.)
MRS OSWALD: (speaking over her shoulder, irritated) Quit fooling with the remote.
(She finds the remote under her hip, and changes the channel.)
TV TALK SHOW: I used to sleep in a belt at night
DARREN: Why do you watch that stuff, anyway? Theyre a bunch of losers.
MRS OSWALD: At least theyre on TV. I dont see you on TV.
(DARREN belches loudly.)
MRS OSWALD: Manners dont cost, Darren. Theyre FREE! What girls going
to want a belching fool like you?
(Knock at the door.)
ZERO: (voice, outside) Hey, Darren?
DARREN: Maybe youd be surprised.
ZERO: (voice, outside) Dude?
(DARREN changes Channel again. MRS OSWALD, exasperated, tries to change it back, but
only gets static. DARREN goes outside to ZERO. They walk up into a field.)
ZERO: You wont believe it, man. You wont believe who came by today.
DARREN: Let me guess. The FBI?
ZERO: How did you know?
DARREN: They came by the garage.
ZERO: They did!? How did they find you?
DARREN: You tell me. You must have said something.
ZERO: No, man, I didnt say squat. Wait up. (tosses beer can over his shoulder)
Come on, man. You know I wouldnt do that to you.
DARREN: I think you want to be someplace else right now. Cause Im in the
mood for a little barbecue.
ZERO: No. Man. Not the cows, again. Come on, dont. Dont do this. Not now.
DARREN: (shouting up to the sky in middle of field near some cows) All right, Im
listening! Im ready.
ZERO: Dont do it man.
DARREN: Im ready, so come on down!
ZERO: Im outta here! (runs down the hill)
DARREN: Im right here. Come and get me! Come on man! Im waiting. Come on,
man, talk to me! Come ON!!!!!!
(Lightening flashes down into DARREN. He shakes with it for a minute, then falls to the
ground. ZERO comes to check on him.)
ZERO: Dude? Are you okay, man?
DARREN: (sits up and smiles) Excellent.
(Commercial 1)
SCENE 7 (Next day, same field. SHERIFF TELLER and team are investigating dead cows.
MULDER and SCULLY drive up.)
SHERIFF TELLER: (on phone) Well, have that faxed to my office. Yeah, right away if you
can. Thank you, Dean. I appreciate it.
SCULLY: What happened here, Sheriff?
SHERIFF TELLER: Three dead cows. How do you think they died?
MULDER: Lightning.
SHERIFF TELLER: Thats right. I just got off with Dean Greiner at the observatory,
which by the way is just about a mile through those trees.
SCULLY: Did they report lightning last night?
SHERIFF TELLER: They can detect every flash of lightning on this planet. Did you know
that? Each one emits radio waves at the same exact frequency.
MULDER: The Schuman Resonance. Eight cycles per second. You can pick it up on any
transistor radio. (needling SHERIFF TELLER) You see that, Sheriff? I did my homework.
SHERIFF TELLER: Not much question that lightning killed these cows last night. Just
like it killed Jack Hammond the night before last.
MULDER: (looking at dead cow) Oh, thats certainly the way it looks.
SHERIFF TELLER: Let me show you something else. Its right over here. You see
this? Do you know what this is?
MULDER: Looks like a fulgurite. That only happens with lightning when sandy soil
fuses into glass from the heat of a discharge.
SHERIFF TELLER: How much more proof do you need? Id say your business here is
finished. (he leaves)
SCULLY: Mulder, Id have to say I think hes right.
MULDER: That were wasting our time chasing lightning?
SCULLY: Well, look at the evidence. What else could it be?
MULDER: I dont know yet. (strains a little as he pulls the fulgurite out of the
ground) This is the first lightning strike Ive ever seen that left behind a
footprint.
(MULDER holds up the glass fulgurite. A partial footprint is clearly visible.)
SCENE 8
FORENSIC LAB JOHNSTON COUNTY SHERIFFS OFFICE
(Crime Lab. Ceramic!SCULLY is making a plaster mold of the footprint.)
SCULLY: Here we go. Well, considering its a partial imprint theres a lot of
information here.
MULDER: Thats great. Now can you make me a little cherub that squirts water?
SCULLY: (ignoring his joke, but with a smile) The tread looks like a standard military
boot mens size 81/2.
SCULLY: Well, it says it right here on the bottom.
MULDER: (taking it from her) Oooo.
SCULLY: But I may have something even better. When I was cleaning the imprint to take
the mold I found trace amounts of a viscous substance actually imbedded in the fulgurite.
MULDER: (looks at vial she hands him) What is it?
SCULLY: Id have to conduct a chemical analysis to be sure, but, uh it
looks like antifreeze.
MULDER: Darren Oswald.
SCULLY: But why? And how?
MULDER: I dont know, Scully, but lets go see if the shoe fits.
SCENE 9
(Highway intersection with traffic light. Suddenly both directions are green. Near car
crash in intersection. Drivers yell at each other. DARREN is sitting on nearby billboard
laughing to himself. ZERO climbs up and sits beside DARREN.)
ZERO: Dude! Whats happening? Whats going on?
DARREN: Ah, I dont know. Nothin.
ZERO: You know, I been thinking
DARREN: First time for everything.
(Both lights turn green again. Two cars narrowly miss each other, but dont skid
around like the previous near miss.)
DARREN: Ah, damn. ABS brakes.
ZERO: Im thinking we should go somewhere .get out of this hole. Maybe check
out Las Vegas. *You* could do some serious damage someplace like that.
DARREN: Im not going to Las Vegas. Im not going anywhere, not without Mrs.
Kiveat.
ZERO: What makes you think shes going to want to go anywhere with you? She failed
you, remember? She thinks youre a retard.
DARREN: Forget school, man. Im talking about proving my love.
ZERO: How you going to do that?
DARREN: By letting her know how I feel how all I ever think about is being with
her.
ZERO: Wake up, dude. Theres another slight problem. Shes married to your
boss.
DARREN: Maybe I could fry him.
ZERO: Dude, hes your boss.
DARREN: Not if hes dead he wont be. (laughs)
ZERO: Are you high? With the FBI hanging around? Forget about it, okay? You cant
compete with Frank. Hes good-looking, hes got his own shop plus, he fixes
things instead of just smashing stuff up. A woman like that wants someone special.
DARREN: Im special.
ZERO: Yeah, right.
DARREN: No, Im gonna show her just how special I am.
(Light go both green again. Bad car crash.)
DARREN: (laughing) Whoa! That was a good one. Come on, man. Lets go check it out!
(DARREN climbs down off the billboard to go check out the damage. ZERO slowly follows.)
SCENE 10
(OSWALD house. MULDER and SCULLY interviewing MRS. OSWALD. They are at door of
DARRENs messy room.)
MRS OSWALD: Darren aint worth much. Im the first one to say it, but he
wouldnt hurt a soul. What kind of troubles he in, anyway?
MULDER: Can we have a few minutes, Mrs. Oswald? (She lets them into the bedroom and
leaves.) Thank you.
(MULDER and SCULLY look around the room. SCULLY looks through the closet, and finds a
shoe. MULDER sits on bed and looks through a porn magazine.)
SCULLY: Mulder
MULDER: Yeah?
SCULLY: Weve got a size match.
MULDER: (looking at centerfold) Eight ½?
SCULLY: Yeah, but it still doesnt prove that he killed Jack Hammond.
(SCULLY looks down at the magazine in MULDERs hands.)
SCULLY: Im surprised you havent already read that issue.
MULDER: (unashamed) Oh, I have. April is the cruelest month. But mine didnt come
with this. I found that between Miss April and "Women of the Ivy League." (hands
her cut out picture of SHARON KIVEAT.)
SCULLY: Who is she?
MULDER: I dont know, but it looks like its from some kind of yearbook
photo, see?
("Gravenhurst Eagles" is on the back of the picture.)
SCULLY: Mm-hmm. theres a yearbook in Darrens closet.
(They thumb through yearbook.)
SCULLY: Her name is Sharon Kiveat.
MULDER: Kiveat the garage where Darren works is called Kiveat Auto Body.
(SCULLY gives him a "nice catch" look.)
SCENE 11
(Crash scene. Ambulance arrives. KIVEAT arrives in his tow truck.)
KIVEAT: What happened?
TRAFFIC COP: Some kid got center-punched. Just got his license too. Hes pretty
bad off.
KIVEAT: Geez. Thats rough. (in pain holding his left arm) You guys ready for me
to start clearing the road?
TRAFFIC COP: Im just directing traffic. Youd better check with the deputy.
Hey, pal, are you okay?
KIVEAT: Yeah.
TRAFFIC COP: You dont look so good.
(KIVEAT sees DARREN at the side of the road watching him then collapses in great pain.)
TRAFFIC COP: Hey, somebody get the EMS guys! Take take it easy. Youre
gonna be okay.
(EMS guys run over.)
EMS 1: What happened?
TRAFFIC COP: He just collapsed.
EMS 1 : Pulse is thready.
EST 2: Ill get the kit.
EMS 1: Yeah. Its all right, buddy. Here we go.
(DARREN approaches KIVEAT.)
ZERO: (to DARREN) Where you going? What are you doing? Lets get out of here.
(EMS 2 gets back to EMS one with the defibrillator.)
EMS 1: Lets have it. I got one, two, three. All right. Give me 300 Joules.
EMS 2: Its already charged.
EMS 1: No, its not. Somethings not working here. Get the backup. Come on.
(EMS 2 runs back to the ambulance.)
DARREN: (leaning over KIVEAT, slow motion from KIVEATs POV) Dont worry, Mr.
Kiveat. Ive seen how they do it on TV.
(DARREN places his hands on KIVEAT and jolts him with electricity. Machine begins
beeping.)
EMS 1: Wait . we got a rhythm. How the hell ..? (looks at DARREN)
DARREN: (grinning) Rescue 911.
(Commercial 2)
SCENE 12
(Hospital. MULDER is looking through a file at a nurses station and sees SHARON KIVEAT
drop a glass of water at the cooler. He goes and fills another cup for her.)
MULDER: Let me give you a hand with that.
SHARON: Thank you.
MULDER: Mrs. Kiveat? My name is Fox Mulder. Im with the FBI. I know this is a
hard time but Id like to ask you some questions.
SHARON: You were in my husbands garage yesterday.
MULDER: Yes.
(Pause. SHARON struggles to keep composure.)
SHARON: Im sorry, I cant.
MULDER: Id like to ask you about Darren Oswald. He was at the scene of the
accident, wasnt he?
SHARON: Please, I need to see my husband. (she leaves and goes into KIVEATs room)
(SCULLY approaches MULDER.)
SCULLY: I just talked to one of the EMS workers. He was pretty rattled.
MULDER: Why?
SCULLY: Frank Kiveats electrocardiogram. (shows him) See that spike there? That
indicates that some kind of electrical intervention started his heart. Except according to
the EMS worker, the defibrillator wouldnt charge. The paddles were dead.
MULDER: How did he explain this?
SCULLY: He didnt. All he saw was Darren Oswald touching Kiveats chest.
MULDER: Ive been going over Oswalds chart. Theres something I want
you to take a look at.
SCULLY: (reading) He was admitted to the ER five months ago in cardiac arrest.
Respiratory failure. Class three burns on the back of his skull resuscitated after
Hang on, this is odd. His blood test showed acute hypokalemia.
MULDER: Yeah. What is that?
SCULLY: A severe chemical imbalance characterized by high sodium and low potassium
levels.
MULDER: Electrolytes, right?
SCULLY: Yeah.
MULDER: And what do electrolytes do?
SCULLY: Well, among other things they generate the electrical impulses in our bodies.
Like every time our heart beats or a neuron fires .
MULDER: Okay, its a leap, Scully, but what if Oswalds electrolyte imbalance
is somehow enabling him to generate electricity at levels much higher than normal?
SCULLY: Our body doesnt work like that
MULDER: Unless his body is abnormally conductive. Because if that heel print is
Oswalds, that means he conducted millions of volts of electricity into the ground
and then just walked away.
SCULLY: Youre saying hes some kind of lightning rod?
MULDER: No, Im saying that he *is* lightning and weve got to get to him
before he strikes again.
(SCULLY looks at the printout then at MULDER.)
SCENE 13
(MULDER and SCULLY arrive at the OSWOLD house. DARREN is walking across the field.
Tries to get away from MULDER and SCULLY. They follow him.)
MULDER: Darren. Darren! Darren (grabs his shoulder)
DARREN: Dont you touch me, man!
MULDER: (hand up) Relax, Darren.
DARREN: Dont you touch me!
SCULLY: (hands up) We just want to talk to you, thats all. Just ask you a few
more questions.
DARREN: I didnt do anything.
(They go to the car.)
SCENE 14
(Police Station. Interrogation room. SCULLY in the middle of interview with DARREN.)
DARREN: How many times do I have to say it? I dont know how all those people
died.
SCULLY: Why did you run when you saw us?
DARREN: I was taking a walk. Now, thats not against the law, is it? Anyway, you
guys should be giving me a medal. I mean, I saved my bosss life.
SCULLY: Were not so sure.
DARREN: Why? Who told you that? Who have you been talking to? You been talking to Zero?
He the one who told you that?
(SCULLY sighs, leaves the room. MULDER is waiting for her in the hallway.)
MULDER: What did he say?
SCULLY: Not much. Except that hes a hero.
MULDER: How did he say he revived Kiveat?
SCULLY: CPR. He claims he paid attention in health class.
MULDER: (quietly, just to SCULLY) I dont think he just resuscitated Frank Kiveat,
Scully. I think he set the whole thing up.
SCULLY: How? By causing Kiveats heart attack?
MULDER: Did you see what he did to my phone?
SCULLY: So what? Are we supposed to charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?
MULDER: I think we should run a full set of lab tests on this kid, Scully.
SCULLY: Mulder, look where we are. We dont have the capability or time to perform
those tests. And without a confession we can only keep him in custody for 72 hours.
MULDER: I can think of only one other person that might be able to help us.
SCENE 15
(KIVEAT house. MULDER and SCULLY knock. SHARON KIVEAT opens the door.)
MULDER: Mrs. Kiveat.
SHARON: Please, I I cant do this now. Im, Im just leaving for
the hospital.
MULDER: Darren Oswalds in custody, Mrs. Kiveat. We arrested him this afternoon.
But we cant press criminal charges without your help.
SCULLY: Is it okay if we come in?
(Later, they sit in SHARONs living room.)
SHARON: I teach remedial reading at the high school. Darren was my student.
SCULLY: How would you describe your relationship with him?
SHARON: Well, Im not blind. I knew he had a crush on me, but, uh I felt
sorry for him. I thought he was just I, I, it just seemed he had more than his
share of bad luck.
SCULLY: Did you get him the job at your husbands garage?
SHARON: Yeah, and then, about six months ago, I started getting these phone calls.
Someone would call and then hang up.
SCULLY: How did you know it was Darren?
SHARON: The way he looked at me in the garage -- the phone calls made me feel the same
way. I just knew.
MULDER: When did you first suspect that Darren was involved in something more than
prank calls?
SHARON: He told me.
MULDER: He actually confessed to killing those people?
SHARON: No, but he told me that he had powers. (MULDER and SCULLY look at each
other.) Dangerous powers.
MULDER: When was this?
SHARON: Right after the last boy was killed.
MULDER: Jack Hammond?
SHARON: See, at first, I didnt believe him. I thought he was just mouthing off.
But after what happened today
MULDER: Did you tell anyone?
SHARON: Who would have believed me? (MULDER and SCULLY share another look.) And I was
afraid. I was afraid of what he might do to me and what he would . do to my husband.
SCULLY: Well, you dont have to be afraid any more. You and your husband are safe
as long as we can count on your testimony.
SCENE 16
(Prison. MULDER and SCULLY enter the interrogation room. Only a Deputy is there.)
MULDER: Wheres Oswald?
SHERIFF TELLER: (behind them) I sent him home.
(MULDER and SCULLY turn, surprised.)
MULDER: You released him? When?
SHERIFF TELLER: After I read your arrest report.
MULDER: Ill go call Sharon Kiveat. (leaves quickly)
SHERIFF TELLER: (to SCULLY) "Suspicion of homicide by emission of direct electric
current?" You dont really believe this.
SCULLY: I believe that Darren Oswald was involved somehow in the deaths of those four
people. And I believe it was irresponsible for you to let him go.
SHERIFF TELLER: Let me get this straight, now. Youre telling me this kids
throwing lightning bolts.
SCULLY: In effect.
SHERIFF TELLER: In effect? Theres no scientific basis for that claim. This is
speculation based on nothing. You have no hard evidence, no proof
SCULLY: You said yourself, Sheriff, not even science can explain how lightning works.
(MULDER returns, concerned.)
MULDER: Mrs. Kiveats not home.
SCULLY: Shes on her way to the hospital.
(MULDER and SCULLY run out. SHERIFF TELLER looks a little worried.)
SCENE 17
(Night. Video game parlor. Power goes out except for DARRENs favorite game. ZERO,
alone, looks around nervously.)
ZERO: Dude? (Jukebox starts up.) Come on, man, where are you? What are you doing, man?!
I said I didnt tell them! (Frantically unlocks door and goes outside.) God! I
didnt say nothing, man! I swear! Why are you doing this, man! Were buddies!
(Lightning hits him, and he falls dead to the ground, quarters spilling from his hands
and pockets. DARREN, from the roof looks down at ZEROs body.)
(Commercial 3)
SCENE 17
FELTON COMMUNITY HOSPITAL FELTON, OKLAHOMA
(Hospital. MULDER and SCULLY exit elevator and approach nurses station.)
MULDER: (showing badge to a nurse) Excuse me, miss? Call security. Have them deny entry
to the hospital to everyone except emergency personnel.
(They arrive at KIVEATs room. SHARON is with her unconscious husband.)
SCULLY: Sharon?
SHARON: What is it?
SCULLY: We need you to come with us right away.
SHARON: Why? Whats wrong?
MULDER: Darren Oswald. He was released from custody.
SHARON: But how? How - how could that happen? You said that we didnt have to
worry, that we were safe.
SCULLY: Look, we dont have much time. Come with us and well tell you
everything.
SHARON: The doctor said my husband cannot leave this room. I am not going to leave him
here.
MULDER: Ill stay with him. Go with Agent Scully.
SHARON: No.
SCULLY: Sharon, please.
(Lights go out.)
MULDER: Hes here.
(Elevator dings. MULDER and SCULLY run to the elevator and pull out their guns.
[CarriK: VERY cool shot.] Elevator opens. ZEROs body is in elevator. SCULLY checks
for pulse.)
SCULLY: Hes dead.
NURSE: Oh my God.
SCULLY: How many other access points to this floor?
NURSE: Other than the elevator, just the stairway.
MULDER: (to SCULLY as he runs off) Stay with them.
SCULLY: Mulder!
MULDER: Im going after Oswald.
(Gun drawn, MULDER walks through red lit stairway. Sees electric door panel sparking.
DARREN walks through dark halls then pushes back curtain in KIVEATs room.)
(SHARON appears behind SCULLY. DARREN advances on them.)
SCULLY: I said dont move. Darren.
DARREN: Mrs. Kiveat?
SCULLY: Stop. Im warning you.
DARREN: (holding out his hand to SHARON) All right, come with me. Please, Mrs. Kiveat
because theres some things theres stuff that I need to tell you.
SCULLY: I want you step back inside that room.
DARREN: Are you coming with me, Mrs. Kiveat?
SCULLY: Shes not going anywhere with you, Darren.
DARREN: (threatening) I can hurt you.
SCULLY: I can hurt you too. Im going to give you three seconds. One
DARREN: Now, Im done fooling around now!
(SHARON steps between them. SCULLY give her a "What the *bleep* are you
doing!" look.)
MRS. KIVEAT: Stop it! (to DARREN) Ill go with you. Okay? If thats what you
want, Ill go. Just stop it.
SCULLY: Sharon, we can work this all out, right here.
SHARON: No, we cant.
DARREN: (mesmerized by SHARON) All right. All right, then.
(SHARON goes with DARREN. SCULLY watches them, frustrated.)
SCENE 18
(Night. DARREN and MRS. KIVEAT walking outside the hospital hand in hand.)
DARREN: You were the only person that was ever nice to me. You know that? I mean ..
Hey, you remember that first day in class when you wore that green dress with the yellow
flowers on it? And when you stood in front of the window you could almost see through it?
SHARON: (nervous, trying to get information) Where - where are we going? Where are you
taking me?
DARREN: I dont know. Anywhere you want to go. I got money from a cash machine,
you know. Plus, you know, we can take any car you want. You know, you just take your pick,
you know. I mean, we can take an Accord or a Maxima. Do you like any of those? Or hey, you
know, if you dont want to go Japanese, you know, how about a Taurus?
(Looks over at and starts [probably] MULDER and SCULLYs car with a grin.)
DARREN: Nah, youre right. You know, all these cars suck. Well just boost
one of them for right now and then, well trade it later.
(SHERIFF TELLER drives up and gets out of the car.)
DARREN: Just take it easy, Mrs. Kiveat, all right?
(SHARON takes off running. DARREN watches her go, disbelieving.)
DARREN: No. Mrs. Kiveat?
SHERIFF TELLER: Hey! Come over here. Come on over here!
(DARREN runs after SHARON. MULDER grabs SHARON as she runs past him and puts his hand
over her mouth.)
DARREN: (looking for her) Mrs. Kiveat? Mrs. Kiveat, where are you? (upset) Ah, come on
now. I said Id take care of you! What else did you want? Id have given you
anything. (crying) Anything you wanted! Mrs. Kiveat!
SHERIFF TELLER: (coming up to DARREN) Ok, son. Turn around. Lets go. Look, I
dont know what trouble youre up to but I want some answers.
DARREN: NO!! I WANT SOME ANSWERS!! (storm begins building) Where is she? Come on, now,
youre PISSING ME OFF!!!
(MULDER leaves SHARON and holds gun on DARREN.)
MULDER: (yelling) Teller, get out of there!
DARREN: TELLL MEEE WHERE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!
(Violent lightening strike hits tree, then arcs through SHERIFF TELLERs
flashlight killing him. Bolt hits DARREN. He staggers, then falls as MULDER watches.
SCULLY joins MULDER and they look at the bodies.)
SCENE 19
OKLAHOMA STATE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL
(SCULLY walks down the hall and joins MULDER where he is looking in DARRENs
room.)
SCULLY: I just got off the phone with the coroner. Hes ruling Tellers death
accidental.
MULDER: (sarcastic) Lightning? What about the scientists at the observatory? What do
they have to say?
SCULLY: They also reported lightning last night. I talked to the DA. He has no idea how
to begin building a case.
MULDER: What about the tests I asked for?
SCULLY: They came in five minutes ago.
MULDER: And?
SCULLY: Nothing unusual was detected, Mulder. The electrolytes, the blood gas levels,
brain wave activity. Based on the science of all the data thats been gathered
MULDER: Darren Oswald is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy kid. You believe
that, Scully? (she looks at him) Neither do I.
(They watch DARREN watching TV. Heavy metal music. Name of song - "Diarrhea!"
His face is deadpan as he stares not quite at the screen then right at MULDER and SCULLY.
Camera pans over to show the screen, channels changing. Weather channel, a game show, a
cooking show where someone is pouring a brown sauce that looks, well, like the name of the
song in DARRENs head. Last shot of DARREN, then static out and into credits.)
STARRING: David Duchovny as Special Agent Fox Mulder
Gillian Anderson as Special Agent Dana Scully
Guest Cast: Jack Hammond .......................... Mars Andersons
Darren Oswald ......................... Giovanni Ribisi
Bart Liquori (Zero) ................... Jack Black
Stan Buxton ........................... Peter Anderson
Sheriff Teller ........................ Ernie Lively
Sharon Kiveat ......................... Karen Witter
Frank Kiveat .......................... Steve Makaj
Darren's Mom .......................... Kate Robbins
Traffic cop ........................... Brent Chapman
First paramedic ....................... Jason Anthony
Griffith Second paramedic ...................... Cavan Cunningham
Night nurse ........................... Bonnie Hay