The X-Files - 1.

writer: Chris Carter

director: Joe Napolitano

STARRING:

David Duchovny as Special Agent Fox Mulder

Gillian Anderson as Special Agent Dana Scully

Guest stars:

MICHAEL MACRAE as Ranger Peter Brullet

GREGORY SIERRA as Dr. Diamond

WAYNE TIPPIT as Detective Thompson

CLAIRE STANSFIELD as The Jersey Devil

JILL TEED as Glenna

TAMSIN KELSEY as Ellen

ANDREW AIRLIE as Rob

BILL DOW as Dad

HROTHGAR MATHEWS as Jack

JAYME KNOX as Mom

SCOTT SWANSON as 1st Officer

SEAN O'BYRNE as 2nd Officer

DAVID LEWIS as Young Officer

D. NEIL MONK as SWAT Team Officer

A CANNIBALIZED BODY FOUND ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF ATLANTIC CITY LEAD SCULLY AND MULDER ON A QUEST AFTER A VERY OLD, VERY HUNGRY MYSTERY.

Mulder (indicating to centerfold): "This woman claims to have been taken aboard a space ship and held in an anti- gravity chamber without food and water for three days."

Scully (looking sideways at magazine): "Antigravity's right. Sorry to interrupt your serious investigation, but I just heard a story that'd just about take your knees out."

Mulder: "What's that?"

Scully: "They found a body in the New Jersey woods yesterday, missing it's right arm and shoulder. They think they may have been eaten off, by a human."

Mulder: "Where in New Jersey?"

Scully: "Just outside Atlantic City."

Mulder: "Not an uncommon place to lose a body part."

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Scully: "It was your opening, Mulder. You could have really humiliated him and, uh, told him who the perpetrator was. The Jersey Devil."

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Ellen: "Dana, you went through the FBI academy, what better training could there be for motherhood? Seriously, you're great with kids, what're you talking about."

Scully: "When am I supposed to find the time?"

Ellen: "Well first you have to get a life."

Scully: "Ooooh."

Ellen: "And, of course, it helps if you can find a man."

Scully: "Know of any?"

Ellen: "Yeah, they're disappearing faster than the Brazilian rain forest. What about that guy you work with?"

Scully: "Mulder?"

Ellen: "Yeah, I thought you said he was cute."

Scully: "He's a jerk. He's not a jerk, he's umm, he's obsessed with his work."

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Scully (on the phone): "What's that noise in the background?"

Mulder: "That's a guy getting sick."

Scully: "Mulder, where are you? (pause as he tells her) The drunk tank."

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Scully: "Well, it's not hard to see why they mistook you for a vagrant.

Mulder: "You gonna rag on me or you gonna take me to get something to eat?"

Scully: "Am I buying, or did you manage to panhandle some spare change while you were at it?"

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Scully: "I have a date."

Mulder: "Can you cancel?"

Scully: "Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life."

Mulder: "I have a life!"

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Mulder: "What if it is a female Scully? How close is she to you or me? Does she feel emotion? Or are her days just spent looking for food?"

Scully: "Maybe, she spends her day shopping."

Mulder: "Eight million years out of Africa, I don't think we're all that different."

Scully: "Mulder, we've put men into space, we've built computers that work faster than the human mind...."

Mulder: "While we over-populate the world and create new technologies to kill each other with. Maybe we're just beasts with big brains."

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Mulder: "You should have seen her, she was beautiful."

Scully: "Yeah, well, she just about ripped your lungs out."

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Mulder: (walking to the door): "What are you doing?"

Scully: "I'm going with you to the Smithsonian."

Mulder: "Don't you have a life Scully?"

Scully: "Keep that up Mulder and I'll hurt you like that beast woman."

Mulder: "Eight million years out of Africa..."