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This one was taken in March 1997, it was a photo-shoot at school.

It was in Switzerland, in February 1998. We had a lot of fun, Valeria and I!

That was me at my birthday 1998.

This one was taken the same day as the picture before.

This picture was taken in August 1999 during a conference, here in Aubenas. I was German-French translator there.

Same as before... I know I look quite stupid on the two pictures, but laugh if you want, it's your right ;-)

This picture was taken on X-Mas Eve 1999.

This picture is from June 1999. Don't be afraid, the guys from the photo shoot, made me take off my glasses, but it's me.

ID-Picture from April 2000.

December 8th, 2002: My father has the ability to surprise people wherever he points his camera.

October 21st, 2003: In the 'Fachschaft' of the Computer Science Department after a visiting various pubs. I might have been the only non-drunk person left...

February 10th, 2007: The hairstylist told me I needed to look a bit more wild. This is the result: my hair looks messy.

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