This one was taken in March 1997, it was a photo-shoot at school.
It was in Switzerland, in February 1998. We had a lot of fun, Valeria and I!
That was me at my birthday 1998.
This one was taken the same day as the picture before.
This picture was taken in August 1999 during a conference, here in Aubenas. I was German-French translator there.
Same as before... I know I look quite stupid on the two pictures, but laugh if you want, it's your right ;-)
This picture was taken on X-Mas Eve 1999.
This picture is from June 1999. Don't be afraid, the guys from the photo shoot, made me take off my glasses, but it's me.
ID-Picture from April 2000.
December 8th, 2002: My father has the ability to surprise people wherever he points his camera.
October 21st, 2003: In the 'Fachschaft' of the Computer Science Department after a visiting various pubs. I might have been the only non-drunk person left...
February 10th, 2007: The hairstylist told me I needed to look a bit more wild. This is the result: my hair looks messy.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership. Anonymous