Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
(a) Where there are Windows boxes, there are zombies. "Securing Microsoft operating systems adequately for use on the Internet" is not a solved problem in computing.
(b) As of the moment, "the spam problem" nearly equates to "the Microsoft insecurity problem". Rich Kulawiec on the NANOG-List 16.02.2007